There's No Place Like a Second Home

Oh it's soooo hard to find people to stay in our second home guest room. What ever will we do?

In case you had any doubt that the NY Times shamelessly panders and caters to white, upper middle class and upper class sensibilities, this disgustingly classist article about the woes of second home owners, should reassure you. Heaven forbid the Times do a piece on homelessness in NY or, I dunno, anything that doesn't obviously scream: FIRST WORLD PROBLEM! If these douchebags (Ms. Archer, Jeffrey Gracer, and their three horrid children) are really that desperate to fill their guest room (pout, pout), I'm sure I can find a few homeless people who would be happy to help them out. And I won't even ask for a finder's fee. Just give me a chance to call them douchebags to their privileged faces and I'll be satisfied. Hell I'll even throw in a stray dog to run around and poop in the garden that no one's using.